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Saturday, July 26, 2014

5 Vampire iPhone apps to die for #Vampires #ASMSG




Reblogged from: http://vamped.org/2014/07/22/5-recommended-iphone-vampire-apps/


5 Recommended iPhone Vampire Apps


For your amusement and as a little experiment for my own curiosity, I hunted through Apple’s App Store for any entertaining vampire goodness. Type in “vampires” and you get 1,639 apps to choose from! So many and where to start? To narrow my search, I stuck with free apps only (except one). I wound up downloading 18 apps and culled my number down to 5 favorites. I didn’t include “game” type apps in the list, because I have an aversion to video games in general. Why you ask? Cause I suck at them and they don’t interest at all.
The only annoying aspect of “free” apps is putting up with the pop-up advertisements, unless you want to splurge for the paid version. The trouble with searching through vampire apps, was that most of them honestly sucked. No pun intended. I know I can’t expect something amazing, but it was a little challenging picking 5 that I felt to be share-worthy. Note also: not all apps may be available in your country. Check local listings. Without further ado, let’s check out the runners up and the winner of this bloody race to the top!

mzl.ktkyxxvi5True Blood Test (2011)
Appibia

I figured with all the True Blood hype going on this one had to be included! I really liked the sound effects; it was the best part! The premise is so simple. Hold your finger to the vampire’s mouth and she chows down and eats it, spraying blood. You have to keep it there long enough to fill up the bottle of blood and when it reaches the top, the game decides what type of supernatural creature you are. I tested this one numerous times and came up with werewolf, vampire, brujo, or human. However, I’m not sure if the app is still available: I tried it out two weeks ago and today, when I tried to find a direct link to the app on the Apple App Store, I couldn’t find it. Website, Distimo, says it has been removed.

81uxZh8SEyL._SL500_AA300_.png4Vampire Solitaire (2014)
Yongjian Xu

I’m a big fan of solitaire, as it forces my brain to think, so I had to download this one. However, I found it disappointing, as there wasn’t much to it. The goal is to clear the board and once you flip the top card on your deck, you can then use a card from the board that is either one up or below the display deck card. If there isn’t a card on the board that works, then you flip over a new one. Pretty damn easy! You can at least toggle the music off and if you win there are other levels to unlock, which honestly don’t sound that exciting. I think you could have more playing Vampire Solitaire by downloading a version of Spider Solitaire and wearing a pair of fangs while you play.

mzl.dooanrdt3Vampire Movie & Book Trivia Free (2013)
Fatima Cantillano

Questions range from the original Dracula novel to movies like Twilight and From Dusk Till Dawn. It allows you to pick the number of questions you want like 10, 25, or 50. You also get 60 seconds to answer each question so no worry about crazy short time limits. The free version has a limited supply of questions, but for a dollar you can upgrade to the full version. The only problem with most free trivia apps is that you eventually start to get repeats for questions, which influences you to buy the upgrade. As far as trivia games go, this on was pretty good; however, I did find myself disinterested after a couple of games.

mzi.vbrbypoe.175x175-752iDrakula (2010)
Sourcebooks, Inc.

This app took an interesting approach with the epistolary format of Bram Stoker’s novel,Dracula (1897), giving it a modern twist by retelling the story with electronic communications. At first, I thought it was just for fun, before I found out the app was actually a book written by Bekka Black (pen name of Rebecca Cantrell) released in 2010. The book itself is available for $9.99 as an ebook or paperback.
The app’s about section reads, “With iDrakula, author Bekka Black has given Bram Stoker’s classic vampire story a new life for a generation of connected teens. This compilation of text messages, voice messages, emails and websites is just what a teen audience needs to understand the origins and experience of 19th century readers.” The app only gives you access to some of the content; if you pay an additional $1.99, you get the entire story.
iDrakula texts
Left: Text messages between Jonathan Harker, Mina Murray, Lucy Westenra and Tepes Travel. Right: Text message from Mina Murray to Lucy Westenra. (Apple iTunes)
I think turning your novel into an app is a genius promotional tool, but it is only effective if marketed correctly. I enjoyed the premise of this one and some of the messages were quite amusing.

cc94258772b3a3b2866e13d6a27b12831Vampify (2014)
Apptly LLC

So, earlier I mentioned all the apps posted here were free. I admit I did pay for one app in the end that was a dollar. It had to be included so here it is a bonus. Vampify actually let’s you turn your self into an animated vampire! You can either upload a pic or take a new one. The instructions ask you to align your eyes and mouth, while the app does the rest. The final product is a vampire version of you that growls, yawns, licks lips, snarls, hisses, and shows bloody fangs. The app is totally social media friendly and lets you file your new fangtastic selfie in the photo library, post directly on Facebook, upload to YouTube or Tweet the world.
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Before…
The fun doesn’t stop there; you can also make a cool video showcasing your new characteristics. If you feel like splurging for a dollar each you can add some other features titled smoke, explode, touch of sun and blood tears.
Happy, Angry Erin Vamp
After! Vampified!
This was my favorite app of all the ones I had to try out (even if I had to pay for it). I enjoyed my new makeover. After all, how often do you get a chance to be a vampire?

I encourage you all if you have an IPhone to explore the App Store and see what you can find. By all means if you find something really cool, comment below and share. I would love to hear if you find any little gems in there.
Also, to save you some time, a few apps you’re better off swiping past (because they’re terrible) are: Free.Kompany’s Vampires! What Do You Know about Them? (2011) and Vampire or Not (2012); Keyvisuals Design LLC’sVampire Name Generator (2011); and Net Unlimited’s Vampire Scanner and Detector Prank (2013). Happy downloading everyone!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Random Vampire Smuttery Part 2: PINTEREST #Vampires #Smexy #ASMSG

Vampire
Come on baby light my fire....

I thought deviantart had some serious vampire smuttery going on. Then, a few days ago, I blew several hours surfing Pinterest and found a treasure trove of vampire baddassary (vampire porn if you will). 

I started my own little stash, my go-to spot for vampire awesomesauce and inspiration:  


Let me share a little bit with you here on my blog - there's already a smuttery warning tag, so, you know what to expect:

Vampires
Blood really brings out the worst in some girls.


Blood remains for those who awakened from their past lives as the more relevant of non-human species to humanity, from vampires to elves.
Keep the blood flowing, and maybe she'll remove the rest of her clothes.

Vampires
No collection of vampire smuttery would be complete without some lesbian action.

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Revenge of the vampire lesbian menage a trois,
vampire smuttery at its very best.

Until next time, when I blow another evening surfing through wondrous realms of macabre depravity on Pinterest. I got a feeling I have only scratched the surface thus far.

:)

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

THE VAMPIRE ROMANCE EVENT OF 2014! By @vdanann #Vampires #Romance #ASMSG


Your favorite vampire authors come together for a day of vampire romance, chat, features, and book discounts!



4:00 pm J.S. Scott www.facebook.com/authorjsscott
4:30 pm S.C. Stephens https://www.facebook.com/SCStephensAuthor
5:00 pm Felicity Heaton www.facebook.com/felicityheaton
5:30 pm Sharon Hamilton www.facebook.com/SharonHamiltonAuthor
6:00 pm Teresa Treadway Gabelman www.facebook.com/TGabelman
6:30 pm Eve Langlais www.facebook.com/eve.langlais.98
7:00 pm Kym Grosso www.facebook.com/KymGrossoBooks
7:30 pm C.j. Ellisson www.facebook.com/C.J.EllissonFanPage
8:00 pm Victoria Danann www.facebook.com/vdanann
8:30 pm Erica Stevens www.facebook.com/ericastevens679
9:00 pm Travis Luedke www.facebook.com/TWLuedke
9:30 pm Vampire Romance Authors... If you weren't a featured author, you can still participate. You are welcome to post your book covers and promote your books here on the event page after 9:30.



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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Come take a bite out of the Vampire #SocialMedia Hub #Vampires #UrbanFantasy #ASMSG




Vampire lovers everywhere UNITE at the VWSG Social Media Hub. And just what is VWSG? Its awesomesauce baddassary with real bite.  

Vampires, bondage, biting ... what more do you need in life?

Yes, vampires suck, but they don't sparkle:


No, its not like any other support group you have ever known, so don't even bother comparing it.  Just show up and share in the sheer awesomeness.




Friday, January 31, 2014

Random vampire smuttery via Deviantart #Vampire #Smexy #ASMSG

Have you guessed that I'm not wearing any underwear?

Yep, its me again, surfing through deviantart for erotic vampire imagery. Maybe someday I will get my next novel written, but until then....

Having a little too much fun playing with her food


Is there something on my neck? I think I feel something on my neck



She was a fine vintage, thirty-something, a bit fruity, but still dry on the palate

Until we meet again, when I might actually have a chapter or something written, or more half-naked vampire images....

Travis

:)

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Deviantart Inspirational Imagery! #Vampire #Erotica #ASMSG

Who wants to go swimming with me?
I was cruising through Deviantart last night, looking for something, I don't even recall what, and I happened upon a series of artists I had never seen before, specifically vampire artists.

It was an orgy of vampiric imagery, the likes of which Bram Stoker never imagined in his wildest dreams of vampire debauchery. I just had to share them on my blog.  And, there's absolutely no way I can hold back from a twitter flurry of VAMPIRE SEXUAL FRENZY.

Just shut up and bite me already


The things I would pay her to do with that tongue....


You invited her over for dinner, but she's staying for desert,
 whether you want her or not...
I'll take that two for one deal all night long....
And lets finish this off with a little vampire menage...the more the merrier!

If you'd like to check out where these came from, start surfing deviantart. I began with the search terms 'Sexy Vampire' and that blew about three hours of my evening.


Until next time, or another installment of vampire orgy-fest.

Travis

:)


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